Thursday, May 19, 2011

Microsoft's Powerful Image Technology

The COLLECTIVE wants YOU! - Resistance is FUTILE!

Resistance is futile, the future is here, if you've already uploaded any of your pics or information, it has probably already been absorbed by "The Collective".

I'm not even going to ask if BIG BROTHER is watching me, but why is there a photo of my mum waving from the Golden-Gate Bridge available to the world.. (There ain't one, I'm just trying to make a point, eesh, stop with the emails)!

Do you care? (I don't really either)!
Yet another example of Techno-NOTICE!

Massive collections of photos are absorbed into the collective!
SeaDragon + PhotoSynth
Microsoft Photosynth (is free for the technology preview)
Microsoft Photosynth Is Live with 20 GB of Free Storage

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Microsoft-Photosynth-Is-Live-with-20-GB-of-Free-Storage-92250.shtml

I don't know what to say, I'm gobsmacked, It's like a whole new dimension. You could use it to ruin your holiday by virtually visiting all the places you are going to see on your visit.

Then when you finally get there, you'll be bored and have nothing to do. Or you could (BORE) ---sorry, I mean impress the wife and kids with your knowledge, errr, like you'd actually been there in another life. (or dimension)!

Trust me to think along negative lines! (I'm bored, anyone for tennis)!

Look, I'm sorry, I know it is amazing technology, but I want to see these places for myself in real life. I know I'll never get the chance, so this is my next best and only hope!

Perhaps, the next stage in this technology is to go for a virtual holiday, where 'they' inject you with drugs to make you feel good and loose all sense of time and reality.

Strap some VR glasses on face and suspend you in a sensory deprivation tank, then 'they' send you on the adventure holiday of a lifetime...!
Wow, I'm hooked, where do I sign up!




Andy...

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